Lonely girls would be mine
If I were more gentle
Happy girls would be mine
If I were sentimental
Crazy girls would be mine
If I were more stable
Any girl would be mine
If I were more able

So what's a guy supposed to do if he is in the middle?
Maybe I don't understand why niceness means so little
Not a jock and not a dweeb so just call me a poser
But in my heart I truly think I'm the only one who knows her
And she always goes around with guys who like to use her
Maybe I'm not one to speak but they sure seem like losers
Yeah, I'm jealous
So...jealous...

Tired of my competition trying to get laid
Don't they see the beauty of this creature God has made?
Maybe I would like some sex, but that is not my love
My love will always be you...

Whenever I look around I see I'm all alone
What will I have to do to get a girl of my own?
"Just wait for tomorrow," - Isn't that what they say?
When will my "tomorrow," finally be today?

And what's a guy supposed to do if he is in the middle?
Maybe I don't understand why niceness means so little
Not so hot and not so cool - I have a personality
But as for how my love life goes that is a sure fatality
And she always goes around with guys who like to use her
Maybe I'm not one to speak but they sure seem like losers
Yeah, I'm jealous
So...jealous...

Lovely browns have never burned into someone so deep
Maybe I'm just fascinated that your eyes could weep
Frowns should never grace a face that has my heart attached
Then again your love is theirs, all doors are shut and latched

They are your conquests
A chapter in your book
They are your ashes
A phone left off the hook
They are your regrets
A tear splashed on the page
Another yearning full of rage
They are your heartbreak
Yeah, they are my heartbreak

So what's a guy supposed to do if he is in the middle?
Maybe I don't understand why niceness means so little
Not the best and not the worst, but you can always talk to me
Listening is not a skill that any girl would like to see

You are only one person and there are millions in the world
But you are the entire world to a person that you know well
And you, you know it's me
Yeah we, we all know it's me

The dream is the truth and the love is uncouth
Hold your hair back anyday, so I can suck your breath away
I do...